I found an interesting feature on Angelfire (yanno that "free homepage" site). Whenever you type in a URL to a page that doesnt exist (or just the wrong URL), it comes up with a random quote to amuse you. Click here, and keep pressing refresh to read them yourself. I collected a few of the funniest ones I found:
The page you requested is taking a coffee break.
This page has moved to California to find itself.
The page you are looking for has spontaneously combusted.
Hope you didn't pay too much for that URL.
We sent this page to NASA for testing.
The dog ate your webpage. Yeah, that's it.