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My swim trunks and a tiny island

Today at my parents house I swam 1/4 mile to a tiny island (the lake is called Little Island Pond, but it’s actually a lake and it has two islands; a little one and a big one). I wasn’t planning on swimming all the way there but I decided it was a nice day so why not. I’ve been wanting to start training for a triathlon and swimming is definitely an area where I need to work on my endurance and technique. I tried to stay close to shore and raise my hand and splash my feet whenever it looked like a boat coming towards me might not see me.

When I got to the tiny island (a big pile of rocks with a few shrubs and lily pads all around) I found a suitable sized flat rock and laid down in the sun. It was so peaceful. Boats and jet skis would roar by every now and then, sending waves rippling towards the rocks, eventually crashing and lightly splashing water on me. My iPhone was a 1/4 mile away. No buzzing. No ringing. Not even the possibility of it. It was literally just me, my swim trunks, and a bunch of rocks in the middle of a lake.

I had no way of tracking time and I don’t know how long I ended up staying there. I wasn’t thinking about time. I was just enjoying the moment. It’s amazing how quickly time can pass when you’re thoroughly enjoying the moment. Eventually I slipped back into the water and made my way back. I practiced the combat side stroke, a technique used by the Navy SEALs. It’s amazing how well the technique moves you through the water. When I looked up at the shoreline, it seemed like I was moving at the speed of a slow jog!

One thing I like to do is track my distance in various activities. If I spend an hour swimming, I’d like to know how far I swam so I can try to improve on the time. A few days ago I started using an app on my iPhone called RunKeeper. It tracks distance and time using the built-in GPS and even plots your route on a Google Map. Awesome. So I thought, “Hey, if I could get my iPhone in a waterproof case and drag it along behind me while I swim, I should be able to track the distance in the same way!”

With the plan in my head seeming flawless, I purchased a waterproof case from Eastern Mountain Sports. When I arrived at my parents house I put the iPhone in the waterproof case, stole a shoelace from my brothers’ boot, tied the case to my ankle, and started swimming. I took a peek at the case to make sure no water got inside. So far so good. I swam about 100 feet and checked again. Hmm, the app stopped recording the distance. It looked like someone touched the screen. Maybe the iPhone touchscreen was being finicky and responding to the temperature of the water? Weird. I turned around and swam back.

When I got to the shore and looked at the iPhone through the case, I noticed water inside. WTF? That would explain the weird touchscreen responses! I was pretty shocked. There was water in the waterproof case! Luckily, the iPhone still worked. (The Griffin hard case I’ve kept it in since the day I bought it probably helped.) I returned the case to EMS today.

Thanks to Google, I figured out an easy way to estimate my swimming distance using Google Maps:

The total distance round trip was about 1/2 a mile. I plan to continue swimming on the weekends, even as it gets colder. If the Navy SEAL trainees (BUD/S) can swim and train in near freezing water, then so can I (check out some of these videos if you feel like being inspired).

My Blog is not the Amazon.com Returns Department!

Last year I wrote a post about the Amazon.com website being down. In the post I wrote “http://www.amazon.com returns Http/1.1 Service Unavailable”. Now thanks to Google my page was indexed and I’m getting random people thinking my site is the Amazon.com returns department. I mean really, does my site look anything like Amazon? Check the post and you’ll see half-a-dozen such people posting comments.

WordPress Annoyance: Publishing a Post Opens Edit Post Page

The latest version of WordPress (or at least this got changed in one of the newer versions) leaves the Edit Post screen open after publishing post. It should really open a blank Add New post page, or simply return you to the Dashboard. I just don’t understand why I would want to edit the post I just published.

The Three W’s: What to Write Where?

I’m not sure why, but lately I’ve felt as though I haven’t had much to write about. I’m not sure if it’s that I haven’t had much to write or that maybe I just haven’t felt the desire to write what’s on my mind.

As I’ve mentioned in the past, I intentionally don’t write a lot of personal things on this blog. That’s not why I started it and I’m not narcissistic enough (yes, we’re all narcissistic to some degree) to think that my thoughts, dreams, and personal observations are all that important. I don’t really feel compelled to express myself or talk about what’s on my mind and it’s not that I don’t feel like people will care what I have to say; it’s simply that I don’t care what I have to say. In this age of information, I feel as though anything to be said has already been said and so why should I repeat it?

But I digress. Perhaps all the definitions and various places to write are slowly killing my creative outlet. Perhaps making the decision of what to write and where is becoming difficult enough that I choose to simply not write anything. My time can be used for more important things than figuring out where I should write, let alone what I should write.

Writing about events and places is easy: I simply recount what happened and maybe include some pictures for eye candy. But nobody wants to hear about the ride into work, or the meetings, or the support emails, or… or maybe some people do? Well, to those people I say go find another hobby. Or at least, find another blog. I find it absolutely revolting and a total waste of textual space and time to see people writing about things that have absolutely no substance. I will not become a twitter shitter or an iRaam. The last thing I want this blog to become is my personal diary. (This post is coming dangerously close to what I’m trying to avoid.)

Then there is the question of where to write. When I started this blog, it was easy. Facebook wasn’t even open to the public and Twitter didn’t even exist. Now I find myself posting thoughts, activities, and other updates on Twitter (trying desperately to stay within the 140 character jail) with my Facebook status automatically being updated by Twitter. (Then my Facebook friends, who probably never read my blog, comment on my updates and make me feel compelled to reply on FB.) Anything that doesn’t fit on Twitter I usually put on my blog as an Aside (it appears without a post title), and longer stuff, like this post, get the honor of being a full-blow blog post with a Twitter update announcing it being published.

So why haven’t I been writing more? I’ve been asking myself that question a lot the past few weeks and the only answer I can come up with is that my rule of not writing about passing thoughts or seemingly pointless observations is leaving me without much to write. I’ve been very busy concentrating on work and fitness and I haven’t had much time for exploring my various interests or writing about them. So I’ll try to start writing more asides with what’s on my mind and see where that takes this blog.

Google’s Growing Visual Clutter

Google’s latest “feature” is nothing short of annoying. I fell in love with Google Search for the clean, textual layout of the search results. The colored text I can deal with, but not visual buttons next to every single result! To make matters worse, Google doesn’t provide a way to disable this feature either, so your only two options are logging out of your Google account or installing a Greasemonkey extension.

Oh, and my rant doesn’t end there. Another feature that was recently added, Google Suggest, has been more trouble than it has help. I can’t even count how many times I’ve went to Google something only to have a big list of suggestions instantly erase the original search query from my head. There are hacky ways to disable that too, but come on Google! There should be options to disable this stuff!

Posts Tagged: Rants

My swim trunks and a tiny island

My Blog is not the Amazon.com Returns Department!

WordPress Annoyance: Publishing a Post Opens Edit Post Page

The Three W’s: What to Write Where?

Google’s Growing Visual Clutter

Where in the world is Raam?

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